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You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even
an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and ! 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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Tip of the day:
Do memorise your bus guide and street directory inside out as you will not be allowed to bring it for the race, the routes you would take this time round are rather complexed and would either get you to the front or back of the pack esp when its by bus.
More tipped, okay?
Edited by SBS9888Y 03 Dec `08, 8:49AM
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cockroaches were not only living in your kitchen long before you ever moved in, they were alive millions of years before the dinosaurs. Sceintists now say that in a doomsday scenario, the cockroach will be the only creature to survive after humans as much as they will stick to their new next mantra " Humans and dinosaurs come and go. No big deal."

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Originally posted by eX.A.K.R.:
I read somewhere that Bedok Bus Interchange is the oldest existing bus interchange in Singapore if I remember correctly; that bus interchange, I believe, has seen both the birth and death of CSS throughout it's entire venerable life. In fact, there's even an old 1970's era CSS bus guide somewhere in the Lee Kong Chian (sp?) Reference Library whose cover shows a very old CSS bus on route 608 (then simply route 8) at Bedok Bus Interchange, which looks virtually the same as it is today!
Another remarkable fact about the interchange is this: at one time, it was the only bus interchange in Singapore that was receiving high-floor, low-floor, air-conditoned, non air-conditioned, SBS Transit, SMRT (then TIBS), CSS, single-deck, double-deck, bendy (both SMRT's and SBS Transit's two bendy bus demonstrators), diesel, and CNG buses all at one go.
CNG bus, 1 nia.
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Originally posted by lemon1974:
I tot the 3rd one was built in around 1983? If i am not wrong, the interchange was there before the MSCP and foodcourt were built. Then the interchange was extended slightly to join the MRT, and Sv 155 park at the lots nearest to the MRT station? cant really remember so well also.
163 was nearest the mrt.
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Why Men are Childish
Wednesday, October 08 2008 @ 07:49 PM PDT
Men are childish because of women, or Darwin, or maybe both.
Women love children. This is good, because the human species would not have survived very long if we men had to take care of them.
Women seem programmed for it. It's reasonable to think that perhaps there is a genetic component; that this behavior is hardwired.
It's deep, that's for sure. Many a husband has found, with the arrival of his first child, that he is now running a distant second. Every eye movement, facial gesture, smile and even belch or burp is greeted with enthusiasm by the woman he married. An intelligent woman, able to discuss affairs of the day, scientific and intellectual, suddenly becomes perfectly happy to goo-goo in mindless abandon with the child.
It's probably an evolutionary thing. It makes sense that the babies who survived had mothers who were fascinated by their looks and behavior and both the mothers and the babies evolved to mutually reinforce this as a matter of species survival.
As women evolved to be fascinated with childish behavior, men were evolving as well. It's also a matter of species survival that women have to be attracted to men at least long enough to produce children. What better way to attract women than to plug in to attractions they already have?
So men evolved to have childish behavior and women evolved to mother their men.
At least until the first child comes along.
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As the saying goes 商场如战场. Business world is a brutal world. Being ethical means you goes about doing your business without harming yourself and your interest and then of others.
You make a decent profit that will keep your business ongoing and that of your employee needs being taken care. This is also ethical.
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Thanks to everyone for your helpful advice,
Kinwashi, good to know that business is usual for you.

I can't find any hirer at clementi area for day or night shift, nearest is at jurong east. No choice, I rent a toyota crown from comfort to drive, then look for night relief in my area.
A 4yr old crown, rental in comfort should be cheaper?
thank you
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